Oh, and you thought the world ISN’T coming to an end?

New York Times [!]:

The masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger’s body called Mary-Kate Olsen before calling 911, police said.

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

Addendum: sorry, that’s not the real story, this is:

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911…