Innovation in law enforcement, topless woman edition

From ABC News:

Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree.

He approached her and they started talking and getting comfortable, the woman smiling and resting her foot on his shoulder at one point.

Eventually, she asked to see Garrison’s penis; he unzipped his pants and complied.

Seconds later, undercover police officers pulled up in a van and arrested Garrison; he was later charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor…

While topless sunbathing is legal in the city’s parks, exposing more than that is against the law…

At Garrison’s trial, his attorney argued that it was a case of entrapment.

You think???

Columbus Fire Battalion Chief Doug Smith: “We want to be held to a higher standard, we are in the community every day and we put our best foot forward…”

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves…