From ABC News:
Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree.
He approached her and they started talking and getting comfortable, the woman smiling and resting her foot on his shoulder at one point.
Eventually, she asked to see Garrison’s penis; he unzipped his pants and complied.
Seconds later, undercover police officers pulled up in a van and arrested Garrison; he was later charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor…
While topless sunbathing is legal in the city’s parks, exposing more than that is against the law…
At Garrison’s trial, his attorney argued that it was a case of entrapment.
Columbus Fire Battalion Chief Doug Smith: “We want to be held to a higher standard, we are in the community every day and we put our best foot forward…”
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves…