In my previous post, I posed 12 questions for the producers of the new television show Bionic Woman.
In question number 9, I asked, “why would you hire that creepy gay-basher dude from Desperate Housewives?”
I apologize for the clearly inappropriate and incorrect part of that question. That creepy gay-basher dude was actually in Grey’s Anatomy, not Desperate Housewives.
While I have you, question number 13!
- Your third episode was a clear and direct ripoff of Jean-Claude Van Damme’sUniversal Soldier crossed with Vin Diesel’s The Pacifier. Will your fourth episode therefore be a clear and direct ripoff of Steven Seagal’s Under Siege 2: Dark Territory crossed with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Kindergarten Cop? Jamie defends a group of adorable schoolchildren on a moving passenger train targeted by scenery-chewing terrorists? Just checking.