How to survive an earthquake in London
February 27th, 2008
Step 1 - Stare curiously at the couch, trying to figure out if it’s moving because the neighbor downstairs is doing something strange.
Step 2 - Realise that it’s rather late at night, so neither your neighbor downstairs nor the empty flat next door is responsible.
Step 3 - Remember that it feels strangely like an earthquake you felt in Hawaii on holiday about ten years ago.
Step 4 - Go to bed.
Step 5 - Wake up to news from the BBC saying there was a earthquake (5.2 on the Richter scale) in Lincolnshire.
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