How to survive an earthquake in London
February 27th, 2008
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Step 1 – Stare curiously at the couch, trying to figure out if it’s moving because the neighbor downstairs is doing something strange.
Step 2 – Realise that it’s rather late at night, so neither your neighbor downstairs nor the empty flat next door is responsible.
Step 3 – Remember that it feels strangely like an earthquake you felt in Hawaii on holiday about ten years ago.
Step 4 – Go to bed.
Step 5 – Wake up to news from the BBC saying there was a earthquake (5.2 on the Richter scale) in Lincolnshire.
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